Sporadic

I couldn’t help it. I got another email from Tea Bag town and I had to respond.

here’s the email (my response is below)

> T’was the night before elections,
> And all thru’ the town,
> Tempers were flaring
> Emotions ran up and down.
>
> I, in my bathrobe
> With a cat in my lap,
> Had shut off the TV,
> tired of political crap.
>
> When all of a sudden,
> There arose such a noise,
> I peered out my window,
> Saw Obama and his boys
>
> They had come for my wallet,
> They wanted my pay
> To hand out to others
> Who had not worked a day!
>
> He snatched up my money,
> And quick as a wink,
> Jumped back on his bandwagon
> As I gagged from the stink.
>
> He then rallied his henchmen
> Who were pulling his cart.
> I could tell they were out
> To tear my country apart!
>
> ‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
> On Biden and Ayers!
> On Acorn, on Pelosi’
> He screamed at the pairs!
>
> They took off for his cause,
> And as they flew out of sight,
> I heard him laugh at a nation
> Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!
>
> So I leave you to think
> On this one final note…
> IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM
> GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
> GOD BLESS AMERICA,
> OUR ONLY HOPE…..
> WAVE OUR FLAG HIGH!!!

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Twas the W administration
and all through the Earth
wars had been started
to help Haliburton’s net worth

Environmental laws had been scrapped
and banking was lax
but thankfully, people with billions of dollars
paid very little to tax

Bankers were encouraged
to spin profits from lies
and the housing bubble was coming
with a side of freedom fries

The national debt was careening
as those wars sucked up funds
there was no money to pay for it
no butter, just guns

However all was well for
Texas’ fortunate son
he packed up his bags
and back to Houston He run

He left the country
in a terrible mess
How we could dig it out
was anyone’s guess

So we elected someone smarter
and he tried to solve it
with no help from tea baggers
who spat bile and vomit

He’s wrong! Look at this mess!
It’s clearly his fault!
They ignored the past (of course)
That’s the right wing gestalt

Now I’m afraid that Fox
will spin out more lies
and we’ll get some new bible thumping idiot
a new President to despise

But I’m not so worried
if they vote in some right winger boob
cause I’ll be headed to Vancouver
and I’ll watch America go to hell….. on the couch…. on the tube.